Christmas Eve 2007

My gift list this year did not include anything that I had to make. I love making things, but I hate doing it under pressure. I had been collecting odds and ends of neat pads of paper and pens and such for my neices for most of the year and the T-man wanted stuff for his Wii game. So, I was set. Then on Gingerbread House Day at Bebe's house (an annual tradition since the T-man was little), Niece A came running in saying "Aunt Sally, I want you to make me some doll clothes for Christmas."

Naturally, I caved.

The outfit is from Sew Today's Fashions for 18-inch Dolls by Joan Hinds. The blouse was a lot of work, but worth the trouble. The pants turned out a little big. Lots of neat outfits in this book. Niece A picked this one and many others. Now I have to start working on birthday presents. Both nieces got a new American Girl doll for Christmas from their grandparents, so I know they are expecting Aunt Sally to sew more clothes.

	The T-man is ready for paintball action. His grandparents got him a new gun and two very nice used guns and some gear. Aunt J gave him paintballs and a gift certifcate to the paintball fighting place. Mom added the vest and more paintballs.

The tree did not stand a chance.

More Cables

Details to follow. I just wanted proof that I am knitting. The mate is at about the same point. Both will probably be finished tonight or tomorrow.

I Am Not Procrastinating

Honest Kimberly, I said that I was going to sew doll clothes tonight and that is what I am doing. But, I had to clean the table top photography studio off the ironing board so that I could sew. I thought that I should first attempt to get pictures of my new fingerless mitts before packing up.


The mitts are supposed to look like this (scroll down for the pattern in English) or this. Mine did not turn out as good. I think that my yarn is too fuzzy to really show off the cables. Of course, the problem could be that this was my first project with cables.

Side note: Do I start with a simple little cable? Of course not! I have to do one that is crossing itself from both directions for my first cable.

My assistant photographer got spacers on his teeth today in preparation for braces next week. Therefore, he is only able to manage sitting his his bean bag chair and playing his video game or laying on the couch and eating pudding while watching TV. So, I was on my own. Some things are not easy to photograph on your own.

The yarn is a 100% alpaca sport weight from Blue Sky Alpacas. It is so unbelievably soft!

And just so that there is proof that I did both...

Things That You Should Not Say to Your Mother When She is Having a Hot Flash

Mom, you need to hurry up and cool down because we only have a limited amount of time to get ready.

When she hands you your t-shirt and boxers on the way to the shower, don't ask why they aren't already in the bathroom neatly folded.

Mom, I'm failing math.

I'm sure there will be more examples before this is over with.

Mittens for Akkol Package Sent

I survived Mr. T's entry into teenage years. His party was a success.

I even managed to send my package to Mittens for Akkol. The goal was to give every child in the orphanage a pair of hand knit wool socks for Christmas. We did it!

I'm having photography issues, so please excuse the poor quality of the following photos.

My contribution included 5 pairs of socks:

The big blue socks previously shown.

The socks are toe-up with an afterthought heel out of Cascade 220. I started not to finish these since the stripes were not showing up good, but Niece A who has to be the pickiest person in the world about clothes said that she liked them. She said "In fact, I would wear them myself."















The following socks were all knit toe-up Queen Kahuna style with gussets and heel-flap and with a Wisconsin Winter Socks influence. The all are made out of Cascade 220 and a sock yarn on size 8 needles -- they knit up really fast.













































My package also included three hats:

The green and white hat that I did while testing the pattern for Kimberly, the Knitting Wonder Woman.

This hat was knit by my blogless mother (Bebe). The yarn is pink. I know it does not look pink. I really need to take a photography class or get organized enough to take photos in the daytime. Wait, that would mean that I would have to be home in the daytime.



















Another hat using the Team Spirit Beanie pattern. The yarn is Cascade 220.























Joke from Mr. T:

What did one math book say to the other?

Answer: Boy do I have problems.

Nag, Nag, Nag

Kim has been trying her best to guilt me into posting something. I finally go around to it. Here is a picture of a hat that knit to test the pattern for her. I used Cascade 220. I need more practice at carrying the yarn in both hands, but I think it turned out ok. A shot of the crown is below.

























The pattern is easy to follow once you get past the cast on. That took me longer than the hat, and I don't think I actually did it like she intended, but I'm happy with it.

This hat will be sent with 4 pairs of socks (photos later, I promise! Don't look at me like that Kim) to Mittens for Akkol.

Big Blue Socks

Photo taken by the T-man using his new camera

These socks are for the Mittens for Akkol Christmas 2007 challenge. We are trying determined to give every child in the orphanage a pair of hand knit socks for Christmas. This pair is out of Cascade 220 (you got it, I lost the label and don't remember the color). I only have a little left of each hank, so they took a lot of yarn. They were knit toe up by the magic loop method on size 4 (3.5 mm) addi turbos.

I did not have a pattern -- just did the Queen Kahuna method. These are 11.25 inches long. They are a little big on my model (Pops), but at least I can tell that I got the right proportions. I did a slip stitch heel for extra durability.

Warning Label

I have been advised that the occasional extreme math content of my blog may be too much for some to handle -- especially when reading the blog before the morning cup of coffee. Since I am a responsible blogger, I will now preceed all math content with a warning label.

This is just a test. If this blog contained acutal math content, the following label would appear before the math so that the faint of heart may choose to exit the blog before being exposed to the dreaded math. Repeat, this is just a test. You are not currently in any actual danger.

This label was created at the Warning Label Generator.

Fuzzy Feet

Look Kim a post with a picture.

Niece A wanted some pink Fuzzy Feet . I finally managed to get her and yarn in the same place long enough to get it done. Doesn't she look cute even when all you can see is her feet? This girl is going to be a knitter. I just have to visit without taking the T-man so that we can have another knitting lesson. When the T-man is around, neither niece will have anything to do with anyone else. And even though he is almost a teenager (see sidebar for a countdown) he is so good about playing with younger children and helping take care of them.

These were knit and felted in one day. My right hand was pretty sore the next day, but I was determined to finish. I used the Fuzzy Feet pattern just for the idea. I used Lamb's Pride bulky (Color M-38 Lotus Pink) since that is what my LYS had. I used size 10.5 needles since that is what I had with me, but I probably could have used bigger. These were done toe up with an afterthought heel. I added Little Flowers (at least that is what I think it is called, label is missing) around the ankle. I should have used two strands of it. A friend of mine had used some in a felted purse and it looked great. I'm a little disappointed with these, but since niece A is a growing girl and she has never shown any indication of changing her favorite color, I'll probably get the opportunity to use the rest of the Little Flowers to try it out again.

I know that I have not been good about updating this blog, but I could not help but noticing that my average is 3 posts per month. Now, that is not really reflective of how many times I post each month. The word average can mean many things. (Humor me here, I'm suffering from math withdrawal.) Looking back over my posts I found:

January -- 11

February -- 5

March -- 1

April -- 2

May -- 1

June -- 1

July -- 1

August -- 1

A total of 23 posts divided by 8 months equals 2.9 posts per month which I rounded to 3. This type of average is called a mean, but if you look at the data 3 posts per month is not a very good description of a good start that greatly fizzled.

Another type of average is the median. To find the median, you list the data in order and report the middle value. So, my data in order is:

1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 5, 11

Since I have an even number of data items, I have to take the arithmetic mean (average) of the two middle values. 1 + 1 = 2 /2 = 1 So, my median is 1 post per month.

Another way of reporting the average is to use the mode which is the most frequent data value.

The mode for this data is 1.

Anyway you look at it, this blog has been neglected. I'll try to do better.

I know, most everyone who is reading this is shaking their head and wondering why I don't just go and knit instead of doing silly math calculations. Sometimes, I wonder about that myself. It is so strange to not be teaching. I'm enjoying to the new job, but I miss my math. Mr. T started back to school this week, but he refuses to discuss his math with me. I begged, but he would not share.

I hope to have pictures of some other recent knitting to post soon.

I'm still here.

I'm getting settled in the new job, but it has been a tough month. Learning a new job with lots more responsibility than I had before while also dealing with the transition of the old boss retiring and a completely unknown new boss coming in has been interesting.

I am finally coming home with some brain power left over for the evening and enough energy to knit. I finished up a magic loop demonstration and a sock-knitting class that I had committed to before I found out about the job change. I'm not going to schedule any more classes, at least for a while. Of course, soccer season will start again soon and that will also limit any knitting classes. Mr. T has agreed to only play for two teams this year -- one in the fall and one in the spring.

My current knitting project is socks for Mittens for Akkol. One of the current goals is to gather enough socks to give one to each child at Christmas when they get their bag of candy. When I think of how much I spoil my child at Christmas (who I am kidding, I spoil him year round) it makes me want to knit even more. I like knitting for this group, because I am sure that the kids are getting the items. I'm working on socks for the older boys. Pictures to come later.

Happy Birthday to Me! (almost)

OK, my birthday is really not until Thursday, but I will have a really busy day at work, so I am posting this now. My wonderful son came home today from a visit with his dad and brought me this:

The T-man helped his dad (who owns a bakery) bake the cake. Dad did the decorating.

The Post That I Did Not Want to Write

But first, Theresa, asked me to explain PEMDAS which stands for Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, or the order of operations.

I'll use / to indicate division.

What is 5 + 30 /5?

If you answered 7, you are wrong. So that we always get the same answer for calculations, we have a certain order of operations to follow. Mathematicians like for things to be precise. We do not like gray areas.

According to the order of operations, division is done before addition, so

5 + 30/5 = 5 + 6 = 11

The order of operations is applied in this manner:

Please = parenthesis -- do everything in grouping symbols, following the order of operations, of course!

Excuse = exponents -- apply all exponents

My = multiplication
Dear = division
Start on the left and work towards the right, doing all multiplication and division

Aunt = addition
Sally = subtraction
Start on the left and work towards the right, doing all addition and subtraction

So, why did I not want to write this post. After all, I love teaching math. I am on a one-woman self-appointed crusade to improve the world's attitude about math.

After 20 years of teaching math, I am going over to the dark side and will become an administrator next month. I've been flirting with the dark side and administrative work for some time now by being a department chair. Our school is in transition right now with some key people retiring and I have been asked to take on the role of Associate Dean. I have been promised that I can return to teaching after a year, but right now, all I can think of is the knitting time that I am missing this summer since I will be at work instead of at home in my PJ's.

New Title and Finishing the Last Post

When I started this blog at the first of the year, I tried to come up with a creative title. I couldn't think of anything great at the time, so I just settled for "Aunt Sally's Yarns and Stuff". Well, it recently occured to me that I should have named the blog "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" so I changed the name.

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally is what many of us memorized (or should have) to help us remember the proper order of operations for evaluating mathematical expressions. Since I am a math teacher who is called Aunt Sally (not really my name, see the profile) this seems like a better name for this blog.

The math geek in me thinks that I should include an explanation of the order of operations, but the rest of me says that it is the weekend and I should be knitting. Besides, my mother and Kim read this blog and they don't like math.

And now for the rest of Niece K's birthday gifts:

Once again, I apologize for these annoying spaces. Keep scrolling. Any suggestions?

	Note the $60 lace. No, the lace did not cost $60, but the only place around here to buy lace is Wal-mart and I kept finding other things I needed. The pattern is McCall's 3261. I substituted lace for the ruffles and used top C with bottom D. I can't ever seem to do anything just like anyone else. Not that I'm complaining about that.
	More overalls. The pattern is Kwik Sew #2921. These are made out of Care Bear fabric. Niece K loves her Care Bears and has a large collection. She has assigned "Purple Heart Care Bear" to her daddy. I find it very amusing to see my tough brother (police sergeant) holding his Care Bear.
	I found this rocking chair on clearance. It was white, but needed a paint job. So I changed it to Niece K's favorite color.

So, what did she like the best? Well, I had everything in a big gift bag with the rocking chair on top. She took the chair out and admired it briefly and then returned to the gift bag which she promptly picked up and dumped out. Ignoring all the doll clothes, she went straight to the Care Bear coloring book and crayons that I put in the bottom. Having experienced life with a 3 year old, I was not surprised. She and I did have good time playing with the doll clothes later on in the day.

Niece A was also present that afternoon and she had much fun drawing on the Disney Princess stationary that I had gotten her. So I have decided that next Christmas both girls are getting an assortment coloring books, interesting note pads, crayons, markers, etc. I'll just sew doll clothes when the notion strikes. Its more fun that way.

Birthday Present Finished -- Finally

I give up -- Blogger will not let me finish this post. Hopefully it will let me show the rest at another time.

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It seems like forever since I have had a chance to post anything here. In case you have been wondering where I've been, I'm usually at work, on the way to the soccer field, at the soccer field, or on the way home from the soccer field. For example, yesterday we drove 2 hours to the field, stayed there 3 hours, and then drove home 2 hours. At least I got in about 1.5 hours of knitting during the warmups. No knitting during the game since I am the self-appointed team photographer.

The T-man's school soccer team had an undefeated season and won the region championship this week. Now, the only soccer left is a traveling team with the local recreation department. That season is not going so great, but the coach is wonderful and Mr. T's skills are improving.

Somewhere in the middle of all this, I managed to finish Niece K's birthday present. I do not know why I am getting a huge gap after this paragraph, but if I take the time to research the problem, I may never finish the post. Scroll down for doll clothes.

	A simple shirt and short set. The shirt pattern is from Kwik Sew #2830. This is one of the easiest shirt patterns you can use. The sleeves fit in perfectly without have to adjust to fit. It also does not have any facings. I think the shorts are from the same pattern.
	More mix and match separates.
	Purchased bags for niece and doll with patches added.
	A line dress from one of Joan Hinds' books. I'm too frustrated to look for it right now to get the title.

I Was Too Sick to Knit

I felt terrible at work on Thursday, 3/1/07. I thought that it was just that I was tired. Both times Pops had been in the hospital had taken its toll on me and I had worked late on Wednesday. I made it through Thursday and was still dragging on Friday. I came in Friday evening with the house to myself. The T-man was with his dad for the weekend. I went to bed at 8 pm.

When I woke up Saturday morning, I knew that it was more than tired. I was sick. I was so sick that when the T-man came home on Sunday, I sent him to his grandparents' house. I would not let anyone around me. My parents left me little care packages at my door and called to check on me. I stayed home Monday and still was not better. I went to the doctor on Tuesday. After two rounds of antibiotics and a week off from work, I finally started to get better. I remember picking up my knitting around Wednesday and thinking it was just too hard to do right then and I was only trying to knit a hat on a circular needle. I was so sick that even the cat was nice to me. (She and I have a running battle over who is in charge -- I think she is worse than a teenager, but check back with me on that one after I actually have a teenager.)

After I quit running a fever, Mr. T returned home. I really missed him. He must have missed me, because he cooked supper for me one night. We had french bread three-meat pizzas. When he wanted supper a couple of nights later, I asked him what was he going to cook. He responded that the night he cooked was just a "freak accident."

I finally recovered enough to do some things (photos follow) and return to work at about 3/4 time this week. I even made it to the two soccer games (missed the one last week.) I'm proud to report that the T-man's team is undefeated.

Kim knew how sick I was and sent the stitch markers below to cheer me up.

They came the first day that I returned to work. Kim had sent me a picture of one of the stitch markers when she made it, but Mr. T did not know this. He handed me my mail and speculated about the contents. I turned the envelope several ways and carefully inspected it and told him that I thought it was a double loop stitch marker that said "Kelly". The look on his face when I opened the envelop was priceless. I never told him how I knew.

Just in case you can't read that last one, it says "Math Geek". Kim and I are so much alike that its really funny. However, we don't agree on math. I'm working on her. She will learn to see the beauty of math.

As example of how much we are alike, guess what I was working on while she was making my stitch markers?

As I started to recover, I felt like making stitch markers. I started with one with my other name and then just kept going.

Hey Kim, since you met the challenge do you want to pick a stitch marker for your prize?





I was too sick to go to Niece K's birthday party. So, I sent a small gift with Mr. T. I want to see her get the doll clothes, and I want to sew more.


The pattern is from Kwik Sew #2921 and was not hard to make. I believe that Niece K and her parents wear denim overalls, so I think she will really like these.


The overall buckles are made by JHB buttons and are available in the button section of fabric stores.











I finally managed to finish this hat. It (and the hats below) is going to Russia to help keep kids warm.

When I was in the LYS Saturday and looked again at the hat that inspired this one, I realized that I need to start writing things down instead of counting on my memory. I like this one anyway.





Here is a close up showing the green mixed in the red yarn. Both yarns are Cascade 220 worsted weight. I saved the labels, but I don't know where I put them, so I don't know the color names.

Updated: I found the labels. The green is Cascade 220 color #7814. The other yarn is Cascade Quatro color #8440. I've been calling it red, but it really is a mixture of purple, green , and pink.

This yarn is Cascade 128 bulky or chunky -- I don't remember. You guessed it -- I don't know where I put the label. It was great recovery knitting. Super fast.



I am not pleased with these mittens. They do look better when on Mr. T's hand, but he was not available for a photo shoot today. He likes them, so I guess that I am just being too picky. I'm not sure if I just don't like the pattern or if I don't like knitting mittens out of bulky yarn. This set should fit a young teen.






This set should fit a younger child. I did add some shaping to the mittens and am happier with these.





I still had yarn left, so I knitted up a tiny tykes hat.






Finally, I’m working on a pair of socks for me. I’ll probably finish them about the time the cold weather ends. This yarn was a Christmas gift, and I actually have the label. It is On Line sock yarn. The label is not in English, but I think the color number is 886.

I divided the yarn into two roughly equal balls and cast on two different needles. Once the toe was finished on the first sock, I did the toe on the second sock. I’m now alternating between the two until I get them both the point of putting in the waste yarn for an afterthought/peasant heel. I like that heel for self-stripping yarns. Knitting in this manner helps me make them both the same and not suffer from SSS.

Getting Ready for Another Birthday

Niece K is the birthday girl this time. She already has an American Girl doll that she got at Christmas. I'm working on a wardrobe of clothes for the doll. I've got until March 10th and am WAY behind.

Today's model is from the Springfield collection that is available at craft stores.


This shirt is from the Kwik Sew Pattern 2878.

One tip to help with the curved hems:

Sew a line of long stitches on the edge, just like you would do if you were gathering something. Pull the thread to help the hem turn in.




















This fleece jacket is from Simplicity Pattern 5676. It is a very easy jacket to make.

Tip: Around here it is hard to find separating zippers the right length. Use what ever length you can find and cut off the extra from the top after sewing in the zipper.

This sweater was knit from a pattern I wrote. It is currently being test knit. I hope to eventually share the pattern here.

The yarn is James C Brett Marble Amethyst. One ball is enough to knit two doll sweaters.

I used size 7 needles.

Hats for Russia

I'm knitting warm items to send to children in St. Petersburg, Russia. Look here for more information on the ministry and contact me for details if you want to send anything.

I had an awful time trying to get the color to show up good and finally just gave up. Trust me, this is a very pretty purple.

The yarn is Cleckheaton Country Silk 8 ply (Color 4). It is a blend of 85% wool and 15% silk.

I cast on 88 on size 7 and am doing a k2, p2 ribbed watch cap.

The shape on this one looks weird and I started to wait to show it, but I promised the Knitting Wonder Woman that I would show a picture since these colors are a little out of the ordinary for me (OK, a lot out of the ordinary).

The pattern is based on one that I saw in my LYS. A rolled brim, then k2, p2 ribbing.

I had just finished reading "Knitting Rules" by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee and I used her tip to knit the brim on a smaller number of stitches than the rest of the hat. Her book is full of lots of useful information like that and many good laughs.

I've about come to the conclusion that it would be quicker to write my posts in html than to edit what I get when trying to use the WYSIWYG tool.

He got me again.

The T-man is behind on his Accelerated Reader requirement for school. Last night he felt fine when we got home. I like to let him take a little break before having to start on homework, so I let him play his Game Cube. He started homework early enough to have plenty of time to finish and time to read. However, he suddenly started feeling terrible and had to go to bed without any reading.

This morning, I made it very clear that the Game Cube would not even be turned on until he had finished an Accelerated Reader book and done all of his homework.

This afternoon he went to the library and checked out a book that is shorter than what he had left to read in the book he already had.

I have to admit that part of me thinks its funny and is kind of proud of him.

Hold all other knitting...

The T-man requested a hat for soccer. The day I finished it, he thanked me twice and wore it inside until he went to bed. Today after showing it off to friends who were impressed he said "I love my hat! I love my hat!". It was too warm to wear in the game today, but he proudly wore it after the game and all the way home.

His team won the soccer game today. This was his first game on a school team. He played most of the game. Part of the time he played goalie and the rest of the time he played defensive positions. This was new for him, but he did a real good job. Not bad for a 6th grader on a team mainly composed of 7th and 8th graders.

The pattern is the Team Support Beanie done in his school colors. I did find an error in the pattern. I have written the company about the error and have gotten a nice message stating that they are looking into it. If you have the pattern, or if you purchase the pattern, contact me if you want the correction.

Updated: E-patternscentral.com has now corrected their pattern. If you have the following in your directions, you should have the correct version:

page 3: Rnd 16: With C, knit.
Add:
Rnd 17: Purl.
Rnd 18: With A, knit.
Rep Rnds 1-18.

Yarn: Cascade 220 Superwash, black (#815), really red (#809), and white (#871)

Needles: size 7, 16 inch addi turbo and double pointed needles for the top. Note to my mother, you could do magic loop here if you want to knit the hat. Actually, you could do the whole thing by the magic loop method if you don't have a 16 inch circular needle. Note to myself in case I knit this one again: I cast on 88 stitches. The stitch pattern is a multiple of 4 so it could easily be adjusted for other sizes.

This was very good hospital knitting -- mindless enough that I could do it under the circumstances, but enough changes to keep it from being boring.

Yes, this was another weekend of hospital knitting. Pops is back in the hospital. To make a long story short, he had some sort of infection. Hopefully he and Bebe will come home soon.

This is all I have to say about today's knitting...

My Latest Obsession

Double Loop Stitch Makers

I like to use double loop stitch markers when I am increasing or decreasing in a consistent manner. Both loops on the needle indicates an increase/decrease round. One loop on the needle indicates a knit even round. I get distracted very easily, so this is an important tool for me. My friend Kim, the Knitting Wonder Woman (don't ask me how many hats she has done to my measly two), makes beautiful stitch markers, but I have trouble with the wire. Of course, it would help if I read some directions or something instead of just trying to figure it out myself. Anyway, I found a way that works for me to make stitch markers. I use 1 mm elastic cord with crimps on the end. The two on the right that have no pattern or specific colorway are very out of the box for me, but since I am over 40 now, I figure that I can be a little crazy at times.

Hospital Knitting

First, an update on Daddy. He has seen the surgeon for a check-up and is doing good. The recovery is slow, but he is making progress. We still have some new heart issues to deal with once he has healed from the surgery.

The pink purl arrows hat was finished and approved by Niece A. She often models my finished charity projects so that I can see how they fit. The yarn is Cascade 220.

I will be knitting the hat for her in a brighter pink that is washable. Her mother likes it too, but I only knit for nieces, their mothers can learn to knit.

The Purl Arrow Hat again in red for Niece K whose favorite color is red. At least it was the last time I asked. The stitch pattern does show up better in a lighter color, but I think she will like this. The child LOVES to wear hats. This yarn is Lion Brand Wool-Ease.

Notice anything unusual here?

I tried for three days to convince myself that the thumb was not too big. I was doing my usual rewriting the pattern. Converting to magic loop was not hard, but I didn't like the increase that the pattern called for, so I struck out on my own. At least I kept good notes and know what to do next time. Also, my faithful long-tailed cast on just did not look good in this chunky yarn (Cascade 128 this time). So I am frogging and will start over. Since then, I have learned a crocheted cast-on that looks great.

Stitch markers are in the partial mitten because Niece A was exploring my knitting bag and asking about everything. She now has a little container with various styles of stitch markers that she selected from my knitting bag.

I also finished a pair of socks that have been worn. I'll photograph after washing.

A New Knitter Was Born at the Hospital

Niece A brought her knitting bag, needles, and stash that I gave her for her birthday. We are still knitting with 4 hands, but she is doing more and more of the work. She is only 5. SIL B is counting on her to knit for the family. Her first project was a rectangle out of some variegated yarn that I had in my bag. Her imagination made it into many things. Then she wanted to knit something for Pops, but the variegated was "too girly" because it had pink. She used some of my green chunky to knit another small rectangle. She had me take it back to Pops. He asked what it was and I told him that he got to decide that part. So, he put it in his pocket and called it a green pocket ornament.

One of those moments that made me smile...

While on our way home from school yesterday, one of Mr. T's friends called for help with his math. Mr. T handled it himself. The conversation went something like "Dude, you write the = beside the problem, copy the first one, write the multiplication dot, and flip the second one." I know that it is not the typical mother's dream to hear her child discussing math, but it sure made me happy. Now, the math geek in me must go teach him the proper terms...

Unusual Excuses

I'm in my 20th year of teaching and I have heard a lot of excuses, but this is the first time I have gotten this one...

"I couldn't do my work because the guy that I steal wireless internet from put a password on it and I couldn't connect."

Later on in the class I assigned a problem from the book. The same student wanted me to write the problem on the board, because his roommate is taking the same course and stole his textbook. I couldn't help it. I said, "I guess you know how the guy felt about his wireless internet."

Another time, I had a student tell me that he couldn't do his assignment because his roommate's dog chewed the power cord to the laptop, the battery died, and she would not buy a new power cord.