Things That You Should Not Say to Your Mother When She is Having a Hot Flash

Mom, you need to hurry up and cool down because we only have a limited amount of time to get ready.

When she hands you your t-shirt and boxers on the way to the shower, don't ask why they aren't already in the bathroom neatly folded.

Mom, I'm failing math.

I'm sure there will be more examples before this is over with.